12.10.2008

Creepy Ass Tarotscopes


Aries (Mar. 21-April 19): “V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!” but it ain’t ovah yet. Stay strong to keep everything that you have gained moving forward, or you’ll lose control. Too many goals, dreams and wants are the problem so there is a need to be a strong juggler. There is also some black and white thinking that you need to deal with. Time to transform your ways and maybe shed some of the old.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): There is a deep emotional commitment in your life and a reassessment of what you want. With love there is advancement. The Tower is coming through with a lightening bolt of truth to shock the structures of lies that are built up around you. This is a definite energy bolt that will rush right through you and your life. Overall you are going into a period of assuming responsibility over your life and this destruction in your life will help bring in new maturity.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 20): You have two energies opposing you. One side is a traditional value system, the other is chaos and temptation. You are caught in between two states of being and they are both contradicting your inner mind. You’re caught in the middle moving with steadfast towards the traditional values. Just watch out for negative influence and do not try to conquer any difficulties too quickly because you will putz out.

Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): There is quite a lot of feminine energy surrounding you. Women will be surrounding you like bowls of circular, succulent pears. Females help bring the unconscious to light. You are not facing the reality of a situation and bounding yourself to a situation that makes you feel humiliated. Stop deluding yourself with circles of lies in justification, put down the booze and withdraw into a cave. Then you shall see the truth and the truth shall set you free.

Gemini (May 22-Jun 21): There is a great force of energy in your month that moves you forth in powerful directions. You have the color red surrounding you, which will give you the force of love, energy, fire, spirit, and ambition. You are the leader of your task and have the tools in hand. You are in constant movement and seem to always be doing something. You need to learn to balance your work. Follow your instincts because you are going to have to make a choice that comes from within.

Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22): You’re transitioning and bogged down with responsibilities. Family is the number one priority as you take the role of the ruler of the household, adding to your tyrannical energy. Good luck comes with material goods, family, happiness and maybe even money. This takes away strain from an older man. You’re going through a period of being a rigid old fart to a young, confident stud—stick with the stud.

Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22): An existing relationship matures and you are ready to act. You’re in a world of emotions, love and the unconscious. One problem: You have new beginnings and spontaneous energy, but also a lack of direction. You are happy and at peace. Whatever you do this month you will succeed if you control your wants and needs. Don’t let whimsy distract you and have some confidence in what you do.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Focus on your dreams this month. Daydreams and fantasies imply you’re unhappy with life. Money, work and creativity look grim and you’re avoiding it. You want to hide so you can figure out the mess, inside and out. Seek deeper truth in something, because you’re changing, so start looking within.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You’re in control for now and have your fans and followers. You’ve earned it because you studied your art and organized these skills. Don’t worry about social status and remember to stay young and light-hearted—smile! Be determined and expand forward, but forces pull you in the opposite direction. Stay strong to what you learned and you will succeed!

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): A good month for relationships. There is growth and fertility around you. Your world is in order and harmony. People get along and get older, which brings feelings of establishment everywhere. You have a traditional celebration. This is an important time for yourself and family.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You have an established home, but are constantly fighting. Give it up. Someone steals your ideas, while lying and gossiping at your expense. There’s stormy weather at a home that looks nice outside but sucks inside. Maybe it’s all in your head? Face breakdown and deal with vulnerability and rejection from those around you. Commit to change while you snap out of it. Fantasy life is not happy life.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 20): Others tell you what to do and are mean about it. Check your pockets! You lost something and that makes you sad. “Waaaah!” Stormy weather in December catches you between outside tradition and yourself. A rainbow of spirits will awaken your insides, but you’ve got to loosen your tight ass. Someone will guide you.

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